Short & Pithy

I have a daily calendar that's been sitting in a basket all year. I used to love coming into work each morning to see pithy little saying there was for the day. Since I'm playing catch up today... here are a few of my favorites :)

"If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots." Steven Coallier

Too many people think that a thought a day means having just one thought a day.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background is that deep down inside, we all believe that we are above average drivers.

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

How is it that you can gain two pounds by eating half a pound of fudge?

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" asked the friend. The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you coward!'"